Sarge

Smerbles Von Maximus aka the Sarge has been a bouncer for around 23 years. He was reunited with his long-lost brother now known as Cake.

Role
Sarge in terms of his light involvement in the text chat, on top of his light involvement in the voice chat due to having a job or something. The fan theory is that he is just a fucking nerd.

SARGE
[Intro]

SARGE tell 'em Ay I got the new dance for y'all called the SARGE

You gotta punch in, crank back three times from left to right

[Hook]

SARGE Up in this ho

Watch me crank it,

watch me roll

Watch me crank dat SARGE

Then Superman dat ho

Now watch me yuuuuuuu

(Crank dat SARGE)

Now watch me yuuuuuuu

(Crank dat SARGE)

Now watch me yuuuuuuu

(Crank dat SARGE)

Now watch me yuuuuuuu

(Crank dat SARGE)

SARGE Up in this ho

Etc.